I always guess that Adolf Hitler was a female!

I always guess that Adolf Hitler was a female.
Just I was a kid, I said to my Father,
"Hey Daddy, Is Hitler a guy? I think Hitler is a woman."
Father answered,
"I think so too. But Boy why do you think so?"
"Oh Daddy, Hitler's action isn't guy's action. It's a female's action."
"Oh Boy so serious."
"Yeah. And usually German people are so big. But Hitler is a small man."
"Yes Boy. He is very strange."
So I believe that Adolf Hitler was a female.
Now I write the novel in twitter(@Ninomiya Novel)
"Adolf Hitler was a female.
Please read this novel.

Thank you.
Seiji Ninomiya.